As a Gay or Bi Jew

This Video from my Rabbi really made me feel better because as you know I am a bi Sexual Jew and I have often worried that I might get cut off from God. Thank god, fellow Jews I am still your brother.

I love Jews, beaner women, and Malt Liquor + More schizophrenic thoughts on climate change

I was hanging around last night, playing with my weiner (as I often do) when I was just thinking, damn I a glad I am a Jew. It is so cool to be Jewish. Then after a long drink of Malt Liquor (Colt 45) I got to thinking how terrible it was that they locked up Andy Dick for something he didn't do. Man that shit pisses me off. Then I jacked off and thought about fat beaner chicks. That always gets me hot as hell.

Now before I forget it, Climate change it's a fact jack. Better listen to my close friend Al Gore before it is too fucking late.